Tag: funny
group name: aboutthepoints
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October 07, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a non-smoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire . . .
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October 09, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
These were so funny - I had to share!
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy . . .
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August 31, 2007 01:00 PM EDT --
ok here is the rules name a movie that you have seen that you would like to have been in or that you would want to take a person out of home with you lol
i woudl like to throw my first one in . . .
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October 15, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
It's Wednesday. I think that means we could all do with some humor. Here are some funny signs that have been spotted in various places. Enjoy.
In a Toilet: Toilet out of . . .
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September 08, 2007 08:34 PM EDT --
This is the latest installement of my quest to rid my bird feeding activities from the squirrels in our yard. If you haven't read any of my prior articles on this subject, you can check them out from . . .
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December 21, 2007 02:24 PM EST --
Plants run fevers when they are sick.
The founder of Kodak, George Eastman, hated having his picture taken.
Lemon Pledge has more lemons than Country Time Lemonade.
Alaxender Graham Bell would . . .
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September 01, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
so it is saturday and i listen to my children fight over what cartoon to watch next and on what channel so here is the game
name a cartoon person , or just a cartoon
you can post as much as you . . .
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November 03, 2007 12:16 AM EDT --
Going back to childhood days or maybe not maybe even today at whatever age we all are; who was or is your favorite cartoon character?
I think mine was a toss up between Scooby Doo and Bugs Bunny! Scooby . . .
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August 19, 2007 03:32 PM EDT --
I got this joke in my email today, and I thought it was cute:
Father to son : "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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September 27, 2007 12:26 AM EDT --
I got this little funny in my email, and I thought I'd share:
Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just . . .
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . .
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October 29, 2007 08:47 PM EDT --
In 1968, a convention of beggars in Dacca, India, passed a resolution demanding that the minimum amount of alms be fixed at 15 paisa (three cents).
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September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago! IT was worth a chuckle then and still is.
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . .
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March 09, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Funny from my email:
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The . . .
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September 02, 2007 06:08 PM EDT --
I got this funny in my email today:
Here are some funny auto email responses for when you are out of the office:
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get . . .
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September 06, 2007 07:54 AM EDT --
ok we have had a name the things in the dinningrooom,kitechen i think,and fridge and on your computer desk
so i have a new on today
name the things you see in your living/family room even the . . .
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September 22, 2007 11:44 AM EDT --
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant
and orders the Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings
the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the
wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the . . .
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September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
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September 26, 2007 12:37 PM EDT --
I was ironing one day, and I saw my new in-laws drive up. I was upset because there was the ironing board in the middle of the kitchen. So, I told my husband to put it away. I was left . . .
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November 18, 2007 02:25 AM EST --
" The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is such unfamiliar territory for them"
Actor: Paul Fix
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